Who remembers these?
#wow man paper clips i sure do have a use for these in my every day six year old life #shit is that a ruler man y’all gettin crazy i’m not even ready to comprehend centimeters #okay those are some nice markers but um they’re not arranged by color and it’s triggering my ocd very early on #oh wait nope i lied about the markers being nice they don’t fucking work at all this is HORSE SHIT you are the roseart of markers #you can’t go wrong with paint right i bet i will draw some SICK people with these #well fuck you too vaguely tinted water that isn’t at all painty #aw colored pencils yiss my big sister uses these now we have something to talk about i am finally COOL #FUCK YOU PENCILS YOU TORE MY GODDAMN COLORING BOOK#nice try oil pastels but mom says i can’t eat you or draw on the walls with you so i kind of have no use for you #crayons don’t even start with me #you don’t even have a brand do you #this is horse shit mom #why can’t you get me a twelve pack of crayola #or SHIT a 64 pack there is no way that a 64 pack would cost more than this come on let’s be real #wait why am i given a stapler #why are you giving a child a stapler #there should be a childrens book about this #’if you give a child a stapler they’re gonna staple their thumb and cry about it for an hour’ #thanks for the safety scissors #my barbies scissor harder than those scissors scissor #and uh. glue that doesn’t…glue…anything. #it doesn’t even taste good #fuck you man fuck you
oh snap!
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Had to reblog again. Omg
this will just melt your heart.
d’awwwwwwww
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Automatic Neil DeGrasse Tyson reblog.
Tyson is my future husband.
I love you, Dr. Tyson.
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"One reason we struggle with insecurity: we’re comparing our behind the scenes to everyone else’s highlight reel."
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- Steven Furtick
Truth & perspective from Amelia.
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So Damn True!
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Complete mindfuck.
holy mindfuck.
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“I’m President Barack Obama. And I too want to slow-jam the news.”
this. is. my. president.
Re-blogging for the morning crowd because this is just too good.
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